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Post by Athena on Nov 16, 2003 10:17:23 GMT -5
There is a vicar because Krys and Dan Hawkins are getting married. The LOTR reference is one Athena made ~ me and her acting like Gollum in the corner but in the previous post I had written that myself and two members of the Murderdolls had mysteriously disappeared and that's where the hinting at something entirely different comes in. what happened to the ring? what ring? Um,..... *runs off to be with the MurderDolls I wanted the ring :good: How about a donut instead Ring, what ring? *totally ignoring what is going on, just spins around on her mopad impressing Orlando*
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Post by Summer Sparrow on Nov 16, 2003 23:21:45 GMT -5
: I'm worried about Aimèe she's running everywhere! : What do you mean? : Hmm.... Ian or Murderdolls, Ian or Murderdolls : And I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now kiss the bride Dan and Krys : *SMOOCH* Everyone : Awwwwwwwwwww : Look Orlando! I can do this! *spins her mopad around on one tyre* : OOhhh bubbles... : Well guys, I'm off to take Krys on a honeymoon : GOOD! Everyone : Bye Bye you two lovebirds! : Wait I have to toss the bouquet! *tosses bouquet* : Yay I got it! I'm next! : Hey! You purposely stepped on my foot! : Ian or Murderdoll, Ian or Murderdolls....
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Post by Summer Sparrow on Nov 17, 2003 0:48:20 GMT -5
: Yay We're back! : Wow that was quick! : Anyway, I was wondering, why aren't we interviewing our guests? : We have to interview them? : Well that's the general idea of having a talk show isnt it? : Uh... : Anyway, I have some guests of my own, introducing, LEGOLAS! : Hi everyone!
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Post by ~Kawaii~ on Nov 17, 2003 5:44:31 GMT -5
: Wow! Legolas and Orlando in the same room! Now that is a talent...
: OI Girl! What did you do with Eric and Acey?
: oh shit Ooooh look! It's Pinhead!
: Where?
: **grabs Ian and sneaks off** Muahahahaha.....
: Oooh, bubbles!
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Post by Summer Sparrow on Nov 17, 2003 7:48:17 GMT -5
: Hmmm still confused bout the fact Orli and Leggie in the same room... : I'm Orli's elf dopple-ganger : OH! Now that clears up everything! : Anyway Legolas, what are you up to nowadays? : Well, I'm still shooting bows and arrows, and primping my hair... : Errr, I think I'm shrinking.... : Guys I think my bum has fallen asleep riding on this mopad, so.... : Voila! I'm the new C4O! (type 'leggie' for legolas, and 'pippi; for C4O)
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Post by ~Kawaii~ on Nov 17, 2003 8:24:00 GMT -5
: **runs back in ~ laughs at C4O's new hairstyle ~ runs back out again**
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Post by Summer Sparrow on Nov 17, 2003 8:48:47 GMT -5
: Hey dont blame me for having helmet hair! Its all that stupid mopad's fault! : Well I think it's gorgeous! ORLANDO! You've finished your bath! : Yep! Never thought I would, but I did! Orlando and C40 *cuddles*. : Psst legolas, come on, lets cuddle too! : YES!!! : Hands off! I'M the REAL legolas! (type 'legolas' for legolas and 'ob' for orlando)
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Post by Athena on Nov 17, 2003 17:08:10 GMT -5
*all together* AAAAAA I am you, and you are me, and wait, whats going on? yay, more Orlando's *all smooch Pipp....I mean, C40*
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Post by Bosun on Nov 17, 2003 23:41:10 GMT -5
Ahem. Who are you? I'm Bo. Can't you tell? Er... *Sniff* I got the eyepatch and everything... Well, join the party. What's going on now? We're trying to figure out why there are three Orlandos. I'm not; I'm in heaven! *Hugs , & *
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Post by Summer Sparrow on Nov 17, 2003 23:46:43 GMT -5
: Hey one of those legolases is mine! Mine! My own.... my precioussss... : Hmm there been a lot of Gollum references today... and welcome BO! : Thank you! Thank you, I feel a strange tendency to shout 'weigh anchor!' : Well you ARE a bosun, how did you come about this profession? : Well, I wanted to be a bosun ever since I made my very own boat, with Legos. : I love legos! : Look at me! I love boats too! I'm sailing one right now : Nixy! To sail a boat when there's no water truly is an amazing sight! : *sigh* still cuddling and (Aimèe and a welsh guy named Ian) still missing : Isn't anyone gonna interview us? This sucks! (welcome Bo! type : bo : without spaces for bo's smiley)
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Post by tancred on Nov 18, 2003 1:59:45 GMT -5
: I'd interview you all, but I'm too happy that I caught the bouquette. Its not the garter, but still. Sorry about the toes, fair Lady Cali! : Yeah, sure you are! *sulks* : Don't cry, my dear. Would you like to come shoot arrows in the forest with me? : Oh! I'd love to! *squeals* : Normally, I'd beg to come along, but right now, I have Orli! : Yes, you do! : Do I not have anyone? *tear* : Now, now, there's enough of me to go around. : How...er...noble of you, Orli. : I try. *vainly files finger nails and offers up supercillious look* : Summer, can I have your donuts? Donut, donut, donut! I love that word! : Sorry, Athena, but the donuts are mine. I am the Donut Avenger, after all! *looks intensely at a fresh donut* Ah! Jelly filled! : Oh...ok. Guess I'll go try and fall down some stairs. : In that case, Lady Athena, let me follow you so that I might catch you should you fall! *as Tancred and Athena walk off in one direction, Legolas and Cali walk off in another. Before she leaves, Cali notices Orli speaking with C4O and Nilphy, and is shocked* : Oh my! Is that a secret Spartan dispatch!? Orli!! For shame!! Maybe you should get back in that bathtub of yours? : Ummm...ok! He, he! *blushing, Orli jumps in* : Try not to look! Try not to look! *covers her eyes modestly* : Neato!! *giggles* : OH!!! : AHH!! : Wowie!! : Seriously, Orli! Didn't you do that enough times on set? Why do you have to keep getting naked in front of everyone? Its just stupid now. *rolls eyes* I think I'll go find that shiny knight, Tancred. *runs off as giddy as a little school girl* : I think I'm going to be sick! *pukes on MurderDolls* : Eww! I guess we better go back to the bus, and shower up. Be back in a jiff! *as various members of the Open Seas head off in different directions, they are unaware that a thing of evil has snuck into the studio. A Donut Monster! It watches in horror and anger as it sees Summer eating its smaller and more helpless brother and sister donuts* *intense and dramatic music* DAH-DAH-DUMB!!!!
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Post by Athena on Nov 18, 2003 16:07:49 GMT -5
*thoughtfully watches Athena Tanc and Arwen walk off* hmm, I wonder where they are going? I know where I would go *eyes Orli* *blushes* C40, that's not nice Hmmm, *sighs and stares at Depp* ******whats really happening********* Yes Tanc I agree, the Viking sword was lovely, but how about that 16th century European mace yes I agree with you there, but didn't you see the awsome plate armor *gets bored* Well all, its lovely talking about swords and such, but lets get back to the interesting stuff, how about...ME *stares at Arwen dreamly* *taps foot impatiently*, no wait, I have a better idea, lets talk about....DONUTS
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Post by Bosun on Nov 18, 2003 23:45:42 GMT -5
(I have me own smilie code? Whee! *Big Hugs to Summer*) This segment of The Open Seas Talkshow is brought to you by:
The Donut King!
Donuts are so tasty With sugar, jelly and dough Please ignore that monster there He's only a promo
Caution: By eating a Donut King Donut, you automatically waive the right to sue the Donut King if a vengeful Donut Monster brutally attacks and/or maims and/or eats you. Geez, the people we let advertize on this show. Hey, no one's interviewing the Goo Goo Dolls. Murderdolls! And they had to dash off to wash off Aimee's puke. *Cough* What? I'm a musician! Interview meee! Whoa, you're a musician? He's DAN! And he's my HUSBAND! The wedding was only before the break! This continuity thing is confusing. I can't even remember who has what icon! Well, I'm bathtub edition Orlando Bloom, that's Niph... Who's Niph? I'm Niph! See? Confusing! Mmm... Donuts...
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Post by Summer Sparrow on Nov 19, 2003 2:06:40 GMT -5
bo! and ur welcome.
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Post by Daughter of Almost-Evil on Dec 9, 2003 2:48:25 GMT -5
:Umm... guys, we have a problem! :*muffled by doughnut filled mouth*Huh : Doughnut monster! :We can sue for this! *calls lawyer* www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/wavey.gif[/IMG]:I'm the lawyer! :what happened to the monkey?
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