: All righty, then! *looks admiringly at Johnny* We're back! I'd like to mention again how wonderfully grateful we are to have such great guests today on the show.
: AHEM! And who do you have to thank for it?!
: Ah! Yes!
: *looks smug*
: Orlando! Thanks sooooo much for inviting Johnny and Murderdolls on the show. Couldn't have done it without you.
: *looks disbelieving* Wha--wha--what the--?!
: Now back to the show! So Nilph, are you ready for your guest?
: H-E-double-hockeysticks yeah! And you guys made me WAIT for a commercial break! Come on!
: Well, we had to keep the viewers watching, you know.
: Oh, find I'll give you that one. Now who's my guest?!
: It's none other than ... Neo!
: *shrieks* Wait! How can a motion film character be
real?
: Hey Niphredil.
: *blinks" Um ... um ... wow ... you are so ... wow ...
: Let's give her a moment, shall we?
: So back to the show ... got any more surprises for us, C4O?
: Actually, I do. Seeing as how Jeff is surrounded by all these tough guys at the moment--Orlando, Johnny, Murderdolls, Neo--I thought I'd get him a feminine touch.
: Oh?! And who would that be?
: Please give a warm welcome to ... Arwen Undomiel!!!!!!!
: *sputters* WHAT?! *runs off stage, sprays on cologne, gels up hair, puts back on helmet, runs back on stage, kneels before Arwen* M'lady, 'tis your loyal knight at your service! A woman like you deserves great honor and respect.
: What do we have here? A knight caught off his guard?
: *blushes* Well, I ... uh ... ya know ... duh ...
: Awwww! Isn't it sweet? Jeff's got a little crush on Miss Evenstar here ...
: *Glares at Summer*
: What, Jeff? We all know it's true by now, don't we?
,
,
,
: *all nod* She's right, Jeff!
: You did say you wanted to kiss her at a certain time and place, didn't you, Jeff? Unless my hearing's going bad ... then again, it could because I go to so many Murderdoll concerts all the time.
: *laughs*
: Besides, there's no shame in liking Arwen there, why are you blushing so much huh? *pokes Jeff*
: Oh, it's quite all right, my kind knight-errant! You know, Aragorn hasn't been committing much these days ... much too focused on the War of the Ring ... hasn't gotten me a single present since! I could use a guy like you. *wink*
: Uh oh! I think someone's gonna get a smacker!
: *blushes profusely* Er, I, don't think ... we're on air ... I, uh ...
Crowd: Go, go, go, go, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff ...
Announcer: Will Jeff get his lucky break and finally get the kiss he's been waiting for? We'll be back right after this brief message! Stay tuned for ...
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