The Open Seas Talkshow!

[Summer Sparrow]

: Hello everyone, I'm Summer your host for today, and joining me as your co-host is.... Calaquendi!

: Oh wow! I can't believe it!

: Yes believe it, anyway, who are our guests for today?

: Ummm Ummmmm wait I know this one!

: *checks cue cards* Well who would've guessed! It's TANCRED!

: Hello ladies!

: Oh wow, is that real armor?

:Yes!

: Wow! Anyway, we have another guest! It's NIPHREDIL!

: Hello everyone!

: Niph! You're a flower!

: Well Niphredil is a flower, our next two guests are Aimèe and Athena!

Aimèe : Hey lookie my smilie consists of my two fave colors! yey for me.

Athena : Hey why do I get the monkey? *pouts*

: Ok then how about that?

Athena : Alright! I like this one!

: So Tanc tell us, do you wear that armor everyday?


(Umm there's actually no point to this thread, but you guys can continue it and add more members to the talk show if you want! Dont forget the smilies! for niph type daisy and tanc type knight)

[tancred]

: Only when there are damsels in distress to rescue, m'lady. Or general adventure and danger about. 'Tis the sword that counts more than the armor, and the sword is at my side 99% of the time.

: I notice its a European medieval sword, though. Czech, most likely. Hardly to compare with a good ol' Greek Hoplite sword!

: Nonsense, Cali! How many Hoplite swords do you actually see these days? Hmm...?

: But that's because.....

: I like chips.

: You don't say, Aimee! Chips are quite good.

: Not as good as pie, though!

: I like chips and pie. I like Twix even more. I can't eat any now, though. Crumbs!

: Please don't cry, fair Desert Flower. Here is a hanky for you.

: Thank you. *curtsies*

: Ha! I have you all beat! MWAHAHAHAHA!! I bet you'll never guess what I like to eat the most! MWEHEHE!

EVERYONE: DONUTS!!

: Mmm...well.... Yes!! Anybody got some?

[Daughter of Almost-Evil]

Nixy : I do! *hands out doughnuts*

: Yummy!!

: Yummy!!

:Yummy!!

:Burp!!

:Eww tanc!!

:Change of subject! What shall we change the subject to?

:I'm bloody shameless

:Nah! You don't say!

: I am too

: Really!

[Athena]

wow, guess what I found out today

what


www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/crossbones.gif[/IMG] the donuts are a main food group

that armor is the new fashion fad along with plaid

er..no

that the sky is blue


really

WOW

that is science at it's best, we learn so many new things every day, er, but I found out that....

:everyone: WHAT

yeesh, calm down people, I learned that Aimee like the MurderDolls

wow Athena, your so smart. I wish that I knew as much as you did, you are my idol

you must learn to control your mind, to control the sun young grasshopper

[Crazy4Orlando]

*sits quietly in corner and waits until someone calls her publicist to ask her to the show and to figure out what her smiley is*

[Summer Sparrow]

Oh wait I'm gonna try to contact AMY aka Crazy4Orlando again she's been soooo busy with ummm worshipping Orlando Bloom and school too.

: I really should get to those things called homework

: worshipping Orlando is like my fave pastime too! Other than studying.

: Hello Amy?

: Yep!

WOW ! How did you get here so fast? YOU GOT A MOPAD!
: Yeah aint it cool? Orli bought it for me hehe!

:I'M A BANANA!

Umm okayyyy........

look at me I'm already in my haloween costume!

ME TOO!

Ummm.. okay cali, anyway before I forget happy belated birthday AMY!

[insert Group Hug here]

So who else should we get up here?

(psst guys I really like how this is turning out LOL! Oh and Amy your smiley type mopad, unless you want something else)

[Mrs Dan Hawkins]

*sits in the corner lookin at pics of cute guys and listening to the Darkness wondering if her invite got lost in the post*

[Athena]

dude wheres....

my car?

my sword?

my Orli?

uh, nooo, wheres Calen

*whistles innocently and licks her lips*

*Tancred turns around and gives Aimme a dirty look*

wait, whats that in a distance?

aliens?

orli

banana?

No wait, its its its....

[Summer Sparrow]

: It's KRYS! aka Calen Turner

: Hello everyone!

: yay you're here!


:good: : Yup I'm here

: Hey krys!

:good: Cali! Long time no see

: welcome lady krys

: hey look at my mopad

: hi! I'm nixy aka Ms Turner, our usernames have the same last names.

:good: : Yeah I noticed

: So what did you guys do for halloween?

[Crazy4Orlando]

OK, I'm gonna get a list going here because I was getting soooooo confused about who was who. ;D

- C4O
- Summer
- Aximili AKA Cali
- Nilph
- Tancred
- Aimee
- Athena
- Nixy AKA Ms Turner
:good: - Calen Turner

[Crazy4Orlando]

: I have a surprise--actually, two--for everyone on the show today!

: Ooh, surprises, I love them ... almost as much as I love donuts!

: Oh my! Details now!

: It's ... it's ... it's ORLANDO!!!

: Hey Summer, Cali, how's it going? C4O! *walks over and kisses on lips*

: Oh, come on, Orlando! We're on the freakin' air! I could get fired for this.

: Yeah, Orlando, you don't want her to get fired like that Kathie Lee Gifford!

: *laughs charmingly* Well, Summer, I'll have you know that I brought another special surprise guest for you.

: Ooh, who?? Tell me now!

: It's none other than my mate, Johnny Depp!

*screeches* Are you )*W*&@w*&^$%*W&$^Q!#%!#%@$#%^@ serious?!?!

: Hey, Summer, you look even more beautiful than that picture Orlando showed me!

: *Blushes* Well ... ah ... you know ... I try. *bats eyelashes*

: Now, for my second surprise ... it's another guest!

, , , :good: : Who is it this time?!

: This one's for you, Aimee! It's Murderdolls! Aimee, Aimee? Say something!

: I ... I ...

: Hey, Aimee. We heard your band playing the gig at the other club the other night. You guys rocked!

: Wow, you came to see us?!

: Not only that, we wanna sign you to our label!

:No $h!t! Whoa, you guys rock even more!

: *sniffs* What about me? Don't I get a surprise guest?

: Oh you will, you will ... it's ...

Announcer: Who will come out and surprise Nilphy? It's gonna be big! Stay tuned and find out next on ...

Background Singers: The Open Seas Talk Show!

[Crazy4Orlando]

All right, so now we have:

- C4O
- Summer
- Aximili AKA Cali
- Calen
- Athena
- Aimee
- Johnny Depp
- Tancred
- Orlando Bloom
- Murderdolls
- Nixy AKA Ms Turner

[Niphredil]

~ Commercial Break ~

Narrator - They've scared you not once, not twice, but three times.

And they're back for a fourth.

- Are you frightened? You darn well should be! I know what hunts you and it ain't pretty! *opens window curtain* See?

- Wraith-Teletubbies?! *screams and runs away*

- *screach*

Narrator - It's Scary Movie 4! Starring Eddie Murphy and Poodly Smurf!

Coming to a theater near you in the summer of 2004.

[Crazy4Orlando]

: All righty, then! *looks admiringly at Johnny* We're back! I'd like to mention again how wonderfully grateful we are to have such great guests today on the show.

: AHEM! And who do you have to thank for it?!

: Ah! Yes!

: *looks smug*

: Orlando! Thanks sooooo much for inviting Johnny and Murderdolls on the show. Couldn't have done it without you.

: *looks disbelieving* Wha--wha--what the--?!

: Now back to the show! So Nilph, are you ready for your guest?

: H-E-double-hockeysticks yeah! And you guys made me WAIT for a commercial break! Come on!

: Well, we had to keep the viewers watching, you know.

: Oh, find I'll give you that one. Now who's my guest?!

: It's none other than ... Neo!

: *shrieks* Wait! How can a motion film character be real?

: Hey Niphredil.

: *blinks" Um ... um ... wow ... you are so ... wow ...

: Let's give her a moment, shall we?

: So back to the show ... got any more surprises for us, C4O?

: Actually, I do. Seeing as how Jeff is surrounded by all these tough guys at the moment--Orlando, Johnny, Murderdolls, Neo--I thought I'd get him a feminine touch.

: Oh?! And who would that be?

: Please give a warm welcome to ... Arwen Undomiel!!!!!!!

: *sputters* WHAT?! *runs off stage, sprays on cologne, gels up hair, puts back on helmet, runs back on stage, kneels before Arwen* M'lady, 'tis your loyal knight at your service! A woman like you deserves great honor and respect.

: What do we have here? A knight caught off his guard?

: *blushes* Well, I ... uh ... ya know ... duh ...

: Awwww! Isn't it sweet? Jeff's got a little crush on Miss Evenstar here ...

: *Glares at Summer*

: What, Jeff? We all know it's true by now, don't we?

, , , : *all nod* She's right, Jeff!

: You did say you wanted to kiss her at a certain time and place, didn't you, Jeff? Unless my hearing's going bad ... then again, it could because I go to so many Murderdoll concerts all the time.

: *laughs*

: Besides, there's no shame in liking Arwen there, why are you blushing so much huh? *pokes Jeff*

: Oh, it's quite all right, my kind knight-errant! You know, Aragorn hasn't been committing much these days ... much too focused on the War of the Ring ... hasn't gotten me a single present since! I could use a guy like you. *wink*

: Uh oh! I think someone's gonna get a smacker!

: *blushes profusely* Er, I, don't think ... we're on air ... I, uh ...

Crowd: Go, go, go, go, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff ...

Announcer: Will Jeff get his lucky break and finally get the kiss he's been waiting for? We'll be back right after this brief message! Stay tuned for ...

Background Singers: The Open Seas Talk Show!

[Crazy4Orlando]

Another recap:

- C4O
- Summer
- Aximili AKA Cali
- Nilph
- Tancred AKA Jeff
- Nixy AKA Ms Turner
- Calen Turner
- Athena
- Aimee
- Murderdolls
- Johnny Depp
- Orlando Bloom
- Neo
- Arwen