Gollum: We wants it. We needs it. Must have the precioussss. They stole it from us. Sneaky little hobbitsesss. Wicked, trickssssy, falssse!
Sméagol: No! Not Master.
Gollum: Yes, precious. False. They will cheat you, hurt you, lie.
Sméagol: Master’s my friend.
Gollum: <Tauntingly> You don’t have any friends. Nobody likes YOU...
Sméagol: <Covers his ears> Not listening. I’m not listening.
Gollum: You’re a liar and a thief.
Sméagol: <Shaking his head> Nope.
Gollum: Mur…derer…!
Sméagol: <Starts to weep and whimper> Go away.
Gollum: Go away! <Cackles> HAHAHAHA!!
Sméagol: <Weeping and in a small voice> I hate you. I hate you!
Gollum: <Fiercely> Where would you be without me? *Gollum, gollum*. I saved us. It was me. We survived because of me!
Sméagol: <Resolute> Not anymore.
Gollum: <Startled> What did you say?
Sméagol: Master looks after us now. We don’t need you.
Gollum: What?
Sméagol: Leave now and never come back.
Gollum: No!!
Sméagol: <Louder> Leave now and never come back!
Gollum: <Growls and bares his teeth> Arrrgh!!!
Sméagol: LEAVE. NOW. AND. NEVER. COME. BACK!
<Sméagol pants and then looks around.>
Sméagol: We... we told him to go away! And away he goes, preciousss. <He hops around in joy and does a little dance.> Gone, gone, gone! Sméagol is free!
This Cracked me up !!
;D