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Post by Mrs Dan Hawkins on Oct 15, 2003 18:04:44 GMT -5
LOL love that one so bloody funny!
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Post by Niphredil on Oct 25, 2003 0:00:52 GMT -5
"The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can't. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you'll have to square with that some day. And me, for example, I can let you drown, but I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not?"
Jack: [after Will draws his sword] "Put it away, son. Its not worth you getting beat again." Will: "You didn't beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I'd kill you." Jack: "That's not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it?"
Barbossa: [talking to Will Turner] "Who are you?" Jack: "No one. He's no one. Aunt's nephew's cousin twice removed on my mother's side. Lovely singing voice. Eunuch."
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Post by Athena on Oct 26, 2003 10:09:28 GMT -5
Elizabeth Swann: That's it, then? That's the secret? The grand adventure? You spent three days lying on the beach drinking rum. Jack Sparrow: Welcome to the Caribbean, luv. ****** Will Turner: You cheated! Jack Sparrow: [shrugs] Pirate! ***** Jack Sparrow: [to Governor Weatherby Swann] We've reached a special place... spiritually... ecumenically... grammatically. ***** Jack Sparrow: If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it. ***** Barbossa: How did you get off that island? Jack Sparrow: When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. ***** Jack Sparrow: [looking at all the swords] Who makes all these? Will Turner: I do! And I practice with them three hours a day! Jack Sparrow: You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you? Will Turner: I practice three hours a day, so when I meet a pirate, I can kill it! ****** Norrington: No additional shot nor powder, a compass that doesn't point north, [looks at Jack's sword] Norrington: and I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without a doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of. Jack Sparrow: But you have heard of me. ***** Jack Sparrow: You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before? Will Turner: I make a point of avoiding familiarity with pirates. ******* Barbossa: Thank you, Jack. Jack Sparrow: You're welcome. Barbossa: Oh, not you. We named the monkey Jack. ****** Barbossa: So you expect to leave me standing on some beach with nothing but a name and your word it's the one I need and watch you sail away on my ship? Jack Sparrow: No. I expect to leave you standing on some beach with absolutely no name at all, watching me sail away on my ship and then I'll shout the name back to you. Savvy? Barbossa: But that still leaves us with the problem of me standing on some beach with naught but a name and your word it's the one I need. Jack Sparrow: Of the two of us I am the only one who hasn't committed mutiny, therefore my word is the one we'll be trusting. Although, I suppose I should be thanking you because in fact, if you hadn't betrayed me and left me to die, I would have an equal share in that curse same as you. [bites into an apple] Jack Sparrow: Funny ol' world, innit? [offers him an apple]
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Post by Athena on Oct 26, 2003 10:17:06 GMT -5
Found some more quotes (I have basically memorized the whole movie ;D, wow, I need to get out more...) Will Turner: We're going to steal a ship? That ship? Jack Sparrow: Commandeer! We're going to commandeer that ship. Nautical term ****** Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest... Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly...stupid. ****** Jack Sparrow: You, sailor! Mr. Gibbs: Cotton, sir. Jack Sparrow: Mr. Cotton. Do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death? [Pause.] Jack Sparrow: Mr. Cotton! Answer, man! Mr. Gibbs: He's a mute, sir. Poor devil had his tongue cut out, so he trained the parrot to talk for him. No one's yet figured how. Jack Sparrow: Mr. Cotton's... parrot. Same question. Parrot: [squawk] Wind in the sails. Wind in the sails. Mr. Gibbs: Mostly, we figure, that means 'yes.' ******* Jack Sparrow: Take what you can... Mr. Gibbs: Give nothing back! ***** Jack Sparrow: [to Will Turner] Now as long as you're just hanging there, pay attention. ***** Norrington: Mr. Sparrow, you will accompany these men to the helm where you will give them directions to Isle de Muerta. And for the remainder of the voyage I want you to consider every possible meaning of the words, "Silent as the grave." Do I make myself clear? Jack Sparrow: Inescapably clear. ********** (I love this part) Jack Sparrow: Scarlet! [She slaps him] Jack Sparrow: I'm not sure I deserved that. Jack Sparrow: Giselle! Giselle: Who was she?! Jack Sparrow: What? [She slaps him] Jack Sparrow: I may have deserved that ********** [At gunpoint, Jack Sparrow forces Elizabeth Swann to reattach his sword and compass to his belt. She pulls the belt tight.] Jack Sparrow: Easy on the goods, darling. ****** Barbossa: I want 50% of ye plunder! Jack Sparrow: 15! Barbossa: 40! Jack Sparrow: 25! Barbossa: [Considering] Jack Sparrow: And I'll buy you a hat! A really BIG one....Commodore. ****** Red coats: Hey! You! Get away from there! You don't have permission to be aboard there, mate. Jack Sparrow: I'm sorry. It's just... it's such a pretty boat [correcting himself] Jack Sparrow: ship. ***** Jack Sparrow: That's what a ship is, you know. It's not just a keel and a hull and a deck and sails; That's what the ship needs. But what a ship is...what the Black Pearl really is, is freedom. ****** Jack Sparrow: Stop! No, not good! What are you doing? Not Good! You're burning all the food, the shade... the RUM! Elizabeth Swann: Yes, the rum is gone. Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?! Elizabeth Swann: One, because rum is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me; do you really think that there is EVEN the slightest chance that they won't see it?! Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?!
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Post by Mrs Dan Hawkins on Oct 26, 2003 10:38:37 GMT -5
hee hee good quotes
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Post by Summer Sparrow on Oct 27, 2003 9:02:39 GMT -5
lol! You certainly did memorize the whole story athena!! Oh my fave line was when he said 'But you have heard of me' . Bosun is sooooo rite, every single Jack Sparrow's line is quotable, I mean he has all the best lines!!!
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Post by Bosun on Nov 17, 2003 19:36:34 GMT -5
Jack: Anamaria! [Anamaria slaps him]
Will: I suppose you didn’t deserve that one either.
Jack: No, that one I deserved.
Anamaria: You stole my boat!
Jack: Actually [She slaps him again]… borrowed, borrowed without permission. But with every intention of bringing it back to you.
Anamaria: But you didn’t!
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Official: Jack Sparrow, let it be known that you have...
Jack: [Under his breath] Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow.
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Post by Athena on Nov 17, 2003 20:56:04 GMT -5
Lol, classics
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Post by ~Kawaii~ on Nov 22, 2003 15:27:59 GMT -5
I really, really, really, really need to see this film again.....
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Post by Athena on Nov 22, 2003 15:38:13 GMT -5
I really, really, really, really need to see this film again..... Same here, if only to get more awsome quotes. Well, it is coming out on dvd soon, big consolation.
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Post by Mapplethorpe on Nov 22, 2003 16:32:31 GMT -5
Continuation of Bosun's quote:
Jack: You'll get another one! <Anamarie hisses and raises hand to a threatening gesture against Jack, Jack cowers> Anamarie: I will! Will: A better one! Jack: A better one! Will: That one! Jack: Which one? <Will nods out to sea, everyone looks out towards the boat> Jack: That one?! <Will nods, Anamarie glares at Jack> Jack: Aye! That one! What say you? Pirates: Aye! <they prepare to leave> Gibbs: Oh no, sir, it's frightful bad luck to bring a woman aboard. Jack: It'd be far worse not to, however...
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Post by Majickowl on Nov 29, 2003 7:30:20 GMT -5
Barbossa: First, your return to shore was not part of our negotiations nor our agreement, so I must do nothin'. And secondly, you must be a pirate for the Pirate's Code to apply, and you're not. And thirdly, the Code is more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, Miss Turner.
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Elizabeth Swann: That's it, then? That's the secret, grand adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow. He spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum. Jack Sparrow: Welcome to the Caribbean, luv.
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Jack Sparrow: The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can't. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you'll have to square with that some day. And me, for example, I can let you drown, but I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not?
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Jack Sparrow: Move away! Will Turner: No! Jack Sparrow: Please move? Will Turner: No! I cannot just step aside and let you escape! Jack Sparrow: This shot was not meant for you.
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Jack Sparrow: What's your name? Will Turner: Will Turner. Jack Sparrow: That would be short for William, I imagine. Good strong name, no doubt named for your father, eh? Will Turner: Yes. Jack Sparrow: Well Mr. Turner, I've changed me mind. If you spring me from this cell, I swear on pain of death, I shall take you to the Black Pearl and your bonnie lass. Do we have an accord? [puts out his hand] Will Turner: Agreed. [they shake hands]
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Jack Sparrow: [looking at all the swords] Who makes all these? Will Turner: I do! And I practice with them three hours a day! Jack Sparrow: You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you? Will Turner: I practice three hours a day, so when I meet a pirate, I can kill it!
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Last but not least:
Jack Sparrow: No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You've burned all the food, the shade, the RUM! Elizabeth Swann: Yes, the rum is gone. Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone? Elizabeth Swann: One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me; do you really think that there is EVEN the slightest chance that they won't see it? Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?
Sorry I got a bit carried away. I just love this movie.
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Post by smiley on Dec 1, 2003 11:21:12 GMT -5
I'm soo lovin this move
Jack:"But why is the rum gone?"
***************** Jack : [to Will ] Don’t do anything stupid. Will : You can’t…I can. [points gun at himself] Jack : Like that. Barbossa: Who are you? Jack : [to Barbossa] No one. He’s no one. A distant cousin of my aunt’s nephew twice removed. Lovely singing voice, though. Eunuch. ****************** This move cracks me up
I own a c opy of the script so I cud do this for hours but I think Athena's kinda alredi done that
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Post by Athena on Dec 1, 2003 15:35:02 GMT -5
I own a c opy of the script so I cud do this for hours but I think Athena's kinda alredi done that *whistles and looks around innocently*
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Post by smiley on Dec 1, 2003 16:06:39 GMT -5
Norrington: [he and his men board the Dauntless] Search every cabin, every hold, down to the bilges. [ Jack and Will swing onto the Interceptor and sail away; Norrington notices] Sailors, back to the Interceptor! Now! Sailor: Quickly men! [they try but are too late] Jack : Thank you, Commodore, for getting us ready to make way. We’d have a hard time of it by ourselves.
This bit cracked me up
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