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Post by Bosun on Mar 23, 2004 18:28:52 GMT -5
even better than
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Post by Mrs Dan Hawkins on Mar 23, 2004 19:14:40 GMT -5
and so far the story(to page 9) is as follows (will do the rest later)
Once, there was a boy named Johnny who met an actor named Orlando. One day they went for a chocolate bra and Johnny said, “I think this belongs to Orlando- or maybe jangofett?” But then Keira ate it.
Madonna began to sing an annoying song like always. Johnny pushed her overboard. She transformed into a large sea turtle. Then Orlando said, “Feel my feet. I think there isn't any point in washing them because they're so covered with fungus. From the water and the crabs.” Orlando then farted while rescuing Crazy4Orlando who was swimming on a bagel, which was floating in milk.
The thong had rotted.
"Ooops" said Johnny, because the bagel began to sink into Madonna's nasty pooper-scooper. So then Orlando jumped off the bagel taking Calen along, to an island far away in Junkyard Island, which rose up from Ashton Kutcher's ass, which farted wildly, threw 'em overboard and ate pie which smelled like washing up liquid and onion peels.
Madonna and Britney put on clothes, which they stole from Robbie Williams. They were hanging from C4O's head, and suddenly Frodo started wearing shoes resembling red stilettos. While Summer laughed at the monkey! The monkey started to tickle itself using a huge mutant furby called Nixy. Frodo was killing captain phoenix using yellow underwear, shaped like a penguin, who started spouting random obscenities at the giant named Athena, suddenly [it] turned to Summer and squashed onions between the donuts from Frodo's earlobes. "Yummy!" said Nixy, who chopped off a few yucky sprouts. The Darkness kissed Frodo and turned around to fold some socks worn by Krys. Who had eaten Black Eyed Peas, which were hanging onto Elijah Wood's weird looking socks.
Orlando had on Athena's nail clippers which had mystical powers that would do magical tricks when tickled with a snakes giant tongue!Orlando then said "I want DONUTS!" and a sports-car.But they are floating in the middle and fallin' over niagra falls on the back of a Harley with Johnny Depp in a rubber-ring squar dancing Monkey with purple frills on his tutu singing Celine Dion out of key. Johnny jumped off , Britney jumped on and Orlando jumped off. To get back on, Johnny was picking his new Jetta from the sears catalog. He wasn't sure were to look,because there was too many walls.Nixy told him that if he threw a speaker at Bosun, he'd, get the girl but if he did anything stupid Nixy would probably throw a fit which would be annoyingly helpful. " DAMN!" cried Orlando, going to kiss Krys , but kissed pive! on the cheek Then Orli kissed Krys passionatly then sabs cried!
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Post by pixiediva24 on Mar 23, 2004 21:36:13 GMT -5
the monkey's dancing.  |
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Post by Bosun on Mar 24, 2004 17:21:40 GMT -5
But then Britney
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Post by pixiediva24 on Mar 24, 2004 22:10:48 GMT -5
picked her nose!  |
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Post by Mrs Dan Hawkins on Apr 9, 2004 17:14:00 GMT -5
and wiped it
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Post by Mrs Dan Hawkins on May 10, 2004 9:50:57 GMT -5
and so far the story is as follows ;
Once, there was a boy named Johnny who met an actor named Orlando. One day they went for a chocolate bra and Johnny said, “I think this belongs to Orlando- or maybe jangofett?” But then Keira ate it.
Madonna began to sing an annoying song like always. Johnny pushed her overboard. She transformed into a large sea turtle. Then Orlando said, “Feel my feet. I think there isn't any point in washing them because they're so covered with fungus. From the water and the crabs.” Orlando then farted while rescuing Crazy4Orlando who was swimming on a bagel, which was floating in milk.
The thong had rotted.
"Ooops" said Johnny, because the bagel began to sink into Madonna's nasty pooper-scooper. So then Orlando jumped off the bagel taking Calen along, to an island far away in Junkyard Island, which rose up from Ashton Kutcher's ass, which farted wildly, threw 'em overboard and ate pie which smelled like washing up liquid and onion peels.
Madonna and Britney put on clothes, which they stole from Robbie Williams. They were hanging from C4O's head, and suddenly Frodo started wearing shoes resembling red stilettos. While Summer laughed at the monkey! The monkey started to tickle itself using a huge mutant furby called Nixy. Frodo was killing captain phoenix using yellow underwear, shaped like a penguin, who started spouting random obscenities at the giant named Athena, suddenly [it] turned to Summer and squashed onions between the donuts from Frodo's earlobes. "Yummy!" said Nixy, who chopped off a few yucky sprouts. The Darkness kissed Frodo and turned around to fold some socks worn by Krys. Who had eaten Black Eyed Peas, which were hanging onto Elijah Wood's weird looking socks.
Orlando had on Athena's nail clippers which had mystical powers that would do magical tricks when tickled with a snakes giant tongue!Orlando then said "I want DONUTS!" and a sports-car.But they are floating in the middle and fallin' over niagra falls on the back of a Harley with Johnny Depp in a rubber-ring squar dancing Monkey with purple frills on his tutu singing Celine Dion out of key. Johnny jumped off , Britney jumped on and Orlando jumped off. To get back on, Johnny was picking his new Jetta from the sears catalog. He wasn't sure were to look,because there was too many walls.Nixy told him that if he threw a speaker at Bosun, he'd, get the girl but if he did anything stupid Nixy would probably throw a fit which would be annoyingly helpful. " DAMN!" cried Orlando, going to kiss Krys , but kissed pive! on the cheek Then Orli kissed Krys passionatly then sabs cried! krys hugged sabs and it rained cats and dogs then it stoped. A pink donut fell right into the boat, and everyone ate it.
HIM started singing " row your boat"! which made Britney Egyptian dance. Then... she fell off the rolling globe. HIM laughed at Britney and then, Orlando fell over. Orli broke his vocal chords, which Ersula stole so she could win a bannana that had magical powers but Johnny got the banana and didn't know that it would help madonna to sing even better than the monkey's dancing. But then Britney picked her nose and wiped it
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