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Post by Mrs Dan Hawkins on Mar 16, 2004 5:47:36 GMT -5
Him laughed at
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Post by Mrs Dan Hawkins on Mar 16, 2004 18:25:20 GMT -5
and so far the story(to page 9) is as follows (will do the rest later)
Once, there was a boy named Johnny who met an actor named Orlando. One day they went for a chocolate bra and Johnny said, “I think this belongs to Orlando- or maybe jangofett?” But then Keira ate it. Madonna began to sing an annoying song like always. Johnny pushed her overboard. She transformed into a large sea turtle. Then Orlando said, “Feel my feet. I think there isn't any point in washing them because they're so covered with fungus. From the water and the crabs.” Orlando then farted while rescuing Crazy4Orlando who was swimming on a bagel, which was floating in milk. The thong had rotted. "Ooops" said Johnny, because the bagel began to sink into Madonna's nasty pooper-scooper. So then Orlando jumped off the bagel taking Calen along, to an island far away in Junkyard Island, which rose up from Ashton Kutcher's ass, which farted wildly, threw 'em overboard and ate pie which smelled like washing up liquid and onion peels. Madonna and Britney put on clothes, which they stole from Robbie Williams. They were hanging from C4O's head, and suddenly Frodo started wearing shoes resembling red stilettos. While Summer laughed at the monkey! The monkey started to tickle itself using a huge mutant furby called Nixy. Frodo was killing captain phoenix using yellow underwear, shaped like a penguin, who started spouting random obscenities at the giant named Athena, suddenly [it] turned to Summer and squashed onions between the donuts from Frodo's earlobes. "Yummy!" said Nixy, who chopped off a few yucky sprouts. The Darkness kissed Frodo and turned around to fold some socks worn by Krys. Who had eaten Black Eyed Peas, which were hanging onto Elijah Wood's weird looking socks. Orlando had on Athena's nail clippers which had mystical powers that would do magical tricks when tickled with a snakes giant tongue!Orlando then said "I want DONUTS!" and a sports-car.But they are floating in the middle and fallin' over niagra falls on the back of a Harley with Johnny Depp in a rubber-ring squar dancing Monkey with purple frills on his tutu singing Celine Dion out of key. Johnny jumped off , Britney jumped on and Orlando jumped off. To get back on, Johnny was picking his new Jetta from the sears catalog. He wasn't sure were to look,because there was too many walls.Nixy told him that if he threw a speaker at Bosun, he'd, .........
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Post by pixiediva24 on Mar 16, 2004 21:40:27 GMT -5
...... Britney and then,
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Post by Bosun on Mar 16, 2004 23:54:16 GMT -5
Orlando fell over.
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Post by pixiediva24 on Mar 17, 2004 17:25:26 GMT -5
Orli broke his ( )
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Post by Bosun on Mar 17, 2004 23:41:25 GMT -5
vocal chords, which
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Post by pixiediva24 on Mar 18, 2004 15:50:14 GMT -5
Ersula stold so
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Post by Bosun on Mar 19, 2004 2:31:41 GMT -5
she could win
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Post by pixiediva24 on Mar 20, 2004 17:53:43 GMT -5
a bannana that
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Post by Bosun on Mar 20, 2004 18:15:28 GMT -5
had magical powers
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Post by Daughter of Almost-Evil on Mar 21, 2004 1:15:49 GMT -5
but Johny got
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Post by Bosun on Mar 21, 2004 13:18:54 GMT -5
the banana and
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Post by pixiediva24 on Mar 21, 2004 16:07:06 GMT -5
didn't know that
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Post by Bosun on Mar 21, 2004 16:32:55 GMT -5
it would help
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Post by Mrs Dan Hawkins on Mar 23, 2004 11:19:24 GMT -5
madona to sing
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